I really didn’t think this could be real, but there it was on the CIA’s actual website – their brand new counter-terrorist center’s logo!

Remember the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man? Now, replace him with some foreboding all-black Jihadi stickman, hoisting his scary cartoonish AK-47 and what looks like a stumpy left arm – hidden by the international symbol for wiping them out! (did the other arm go gimpy in an unfortunate IED wiring accident, or was he previously warehoused in Abu Ghraib? We may never know…)

Is that some sort of crescent-shaped bayonet hugging the circular logo, reminiscent of a middle-eastern dagger or scimitar? Logos sporting screaming eagles and such must not cut it anymore..

Brilliant – no, Centrally Intelligent.